I don't get ..

Too much metallics sparkles & shiny stuff.
Why women why?

Accessory overdose.
I know girls who wear earrings that reach their shoulders and a HUGE necklace. Less is more. Huge earring, no necklace. Huge necklace, tiny earring. You want one to attract all the attention, not none. Pick one dramatic item, and keep the rest simple.

Wearing cloths that are too tight.
Lady, sorry to break it down to you but that makes you look fatter not thinner.

Have mercy on me.
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A mile in my shoes

Think Pink.

Darling, you're back on the wrong track.

Never walk down a train track; its illegal and dangerous.

You better watch out.

No x & o's for you.